We're stretchin' out and getting ready to drop the bomb. Can you buy our hot saucers? Not yet. Right now, if you're not in the right funkin' place at the right funkin' time to cop, it ain't yours to have.
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July 14, 2018
Glory be! Look what we just cooked up. This Fatalii-based hot sauce is nicety.
Equipped with stereophonic, funk-producing, disco-inducing twin magnetic capsaicin receptors, it’s here to make you shout, “Glory be to the One who knows what the funk’s about!”
Limited run produced by Funk o’ Tears Hot Sauce. July 2018.
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